10 Things You Never Knew Until You Were Mom
1. The existence of 4 am – Unless you were still drunk or up late cramming for an exam, this time never existed. Now it’s when your toddler starts crying because they have to go potty and when the baby wakes up because she just wanted to catch the sun rise with her mommy for the fourth morning in a row.
2. Your child will not be different – Remember walking through the isles in Target and you ran into that child, the one flopping around like a fish out of water in the middle of the isle because his mother refuses to buy him the $87.99 Lego set? Remember how you made a mental note as to how your child would never behave like that in public because you would teach them civility and manners and all things polite? Yeahhhh…your kid is gonna do the same.
3. Day care is sooooo expensive –At the low, low price of $307 a week your child will be offered the finest bottles, the cushiest cribs, and the cleanliest of diapers, all for the low, low price of missing their first smiles, giggles, and steps.
4. The Terrible Twos start at 1 – There is this little tiny switch that goes off in an infant’s mind when they realize “Hey, if I scream really loudly, Mommy will parade a variety of options to calm me down. Hmmmm… it seems as if the longer I scream the more options I have. What do I want today? A bottle, Mommy making silly faces, my crinkly butterfly, an extra long snuggle, it’s all so hard to choose.”
5. The Terrible Twos aren’t over at 2 years and 364 days – I’m not sure how long they last, my daughter is only 2 ½, but it doesn’t look as if they are ending any time soon. I'll get back to you on this one
6. Children’s toys are very loud – Apparently all toy manufactures are under the impression that children are VERY HARD OF HEARING AND MUST BE YELLED TO IN ORDER GRAB AND SUSSTATIN THEIR ATTENTION.
7. The town of Mommyville – The town where everyone has that half sympathetic smile and nod when your child becomes the one screaming on the floor in the middle of Target, where we exchange secret recipes for diaper cream yet still eye up each others mothering skills and decide to hate the mom with the three kids who still makes it to the gym twice a week and has graduated from the track suit and ponytail.
8. Band-Aids can heal anything – It doesn’t matter if there is not blood, if there is a Ban-Aid on it, it instantly feels better.
9. Love doesn’t stop growing – As each day passes you don’t think that there is any possible way that you can love your children any more than you do at this present moment, tomorrow you will wake up and find that you love than more than you did the day before.
10. Your husband – I knew my husband for 15 years before we had children but I don’t think I ever really knew him until we had our daughters. I have seen him in tears and terrified when we were told our daughter would be born 8 weeks early. I have seen him pick that same daughter up with so much love and compassion when I was ready to sell her to the circus after a 3 hour crying fit. I have seen his eyes light up after he taught our daughter to drive a remote control car. And I have seen his excitement when he found out we were having another girl and then hear him say it was what he hoped for. Without our children I don’t think I would ever have known my husband on the level that I do now. He is a wonderful man and terrific father and I can’t imagine my life without him.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Yep! She's All Mine!
Wordless/Wordful Wednesday
Like I have said before, my daughter is strangely obsessed with the whole breast feeding process. It’s a cute that only a mother could love.
Checking for propper placement
Yep,I think she's latched on.
And, we're good!
Like I have said before, my daughter is strangely obsessed with the whole breast feeding process. It’s a cute that only a mother could love.
Checking for propper placement
Yep,I think she's latched on.
And, we're good!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Green Eggs and Ham
Muffin Tin Monday!
My daughter is HUGE into Green Eggs and Ham lately. I found a video of Green Eggs and Ham and we have to watch it at least once a week at our house.
She got a huge kick out of lunch today with the Dr. Suess theme.
We've got Shredded Ham and Green Eggs and two little mice and a house.
Her favorite part is when Sam I Am asks "Would you eat them in a house, would you eat them with a mouse?"
Let me tellya those little mice were hard to make. But the celery house was all worth it. That was the first time I ever got her to eat celery without spitting it right make out! Ahhh the things we do for our children.
This lunch was brought to you by the letter Q and the number 17, oh and:
My daughter is HUGE into Green Eggs and Ham lately. I found a video of Green Eggs and Ham and we have to watch it at least once a week at our house.
She got a huge kick out of lunch today with the Dr. Suess theme.
We've got Shredded Ham and Green Eggs and two little mice and a house.
Her favorite part is when Sam I Am asks "Would you eat them in a house, would you eat them with a mouse?"
Let me tellya those little mice were hard to make. But the celery house was all worth it. That was the first time I ever got her to eat celery without spitting it right make out! Ahhh the things we do for our children.
This lunch was brought to you by the letter Q and the number 17, oh and:
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